We appreciate your patience as we perform Server Maintenance this evening on Wednesday, September 25, 2013.



When:
From 10:30 PM PDT
Will last between 1 to 6 hours

Time Conversion:
17:30 GMT (UTC)
1:30 AM EDT (GMT - 5)
1:30 PM HKT (GMT + 8)

Where:
Your iOS Device

Objective:
To be disconnected

Reward:

Time*

What to Bring:
Stuff that lasts approx 6 hours, food, pillow, an expectation to be disconnected


*Disclaimer: Phoenix Age is not directly liable for how you spend this time. Phoenix Age does recognize that time does equal money, but will not exchange time for money, as this is in reference to those whom make money by using said time efficiently. Phoenix Age is not directly or indirectly liable for any maiming, pregnancy, abortion, crushed hopes, lost dreams, injuries, maladies, illness, weddings, divorces, annulments, blindness, deafness, mental retardation, physical disability, cuts, scrapes, bruises, broken bones, sprained joints, lost super powers, gained mutations, lost mutations, lost loved ones, lost hated ones, lost neutral ones, aging, reverse-aging, thumb sucking, drooling, sleeping, napping, defenestrations, ninja attacks, nuclear bombings, atomic bombings, hydrogen bombings, any kind of bombings, being violated, backscatter X-Rays, loss of Net Neutrality, living, dying or any other wrong doing or bad thing in the world that may occur during this time. Though if you win 1 million dollars, find gold, see a double rainbow, gain super powers with no bad side effects... You are Welcome.